torsdag den 4. februar 2010

ways of cooping with work, oh and i cooked again

....we have a very sarcastic and extreme sort of humor at work when the lives we deal with overwhelms us. One time at lunch when claiming to wanna burn the whole island to get rid of the issues, we found out one of our secretaries does not really get the humor OR does not think it´s very funny....she lives on the island so i guess she didn´t want her house to be burnt down...

few weeks ago, me and a collegee decided we needed some more ministers in the parlament ( i might be using the words and the meaning of them wrong here...don´t forget, english IS my second language;))...first of all we badly need a minister of prevention and also we need an additional minister of economy. few weeks ago we were overwhelmed with pregnant teenagers with huge social problems...there need to be a law to prevent this from happening....our plan is to sneak into the houses of all teens and young women from age 15-25 and shoot a "p-staff" into their arm.
we need to save a lot of money in our department millions of danish kroner...but we need the money to help the kids best way possible, therefore the plan is that the goverment with this new minister of economy will open their eyes to our little island´s great need and send them forth all those moneys, YAH!!

the newest idea on the board on solving the problems quickly is building a huge wall to prevent anybody to get to the island and then we empthy the island completely....no people, no problem:)

aYah, we have fun in our own odd and ruff way.

i cooked dinner again tonight, i am so proud...it was my long day today, so strange why it´s always on my long day at work i end up cooking a good meal....i cooked a very traditional vegetable soup and ha it with garlic bread, delicious:)

1 kommentar:

Davie sagde ...

I like your sense of humor. Sometimes we cope with our jobs and our lives by telling ourselves stories and coming up with outrageous plans. Sounds like you and your coworkers are very, very good at this. :-)